there are two things you have to understand

One: Porkchop is gorgeous. As in, she’s modeled before, she turns heads on the streets, she honestly looks like some fifties film star come to life–all curvy and glamourous and redlipsticked.

Two: Not to be vulgar, but she has balls. Massive ones. She eats balls of wasabi on a dare, jumps off bridges for fun, and loves to make grown men cry.

So when you read this conversation, realise it’s probably only been edited for the delicacy of our ears. You don’t mess with Porkchop.

~ by wildeyedwonder on July 20, 2006.