this is what happens when you go on some harebrained kick involving “health” and “doing a cleanse” and “not having any perishables in the house”

Me: Do you want a wrap or a sandwich for lunch?
Mr. Man: What are you putting in it?
Me: Sliced turkey.
Mr. Man: I ate it all.
Me: Oh, well, I guess you get peanut butter and jelly.
Mr. Man: That’s fine.
Me: But all we have is orange marmalade.
Mr. Man: That’s ok.
Me: Oh, wait, I used up all the peanut butter on Monday.
Mr. Man: Um, ok.
Me: Do you want a lentil wrap?

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~ by wildeyedwonder on February 3, 2006.