this is what happens when you go on some harebrained kick involving “health” and “doing a cleanse” and “not having any perishables in the house”
Me: Do you want a wrap or a sandwich for lunch?
Mr. Man: What are you putting in it?
Me: Sliced turkey.
Mr. Man: I ate it all.
Me: Oh, well, I guess you get peanut butter and jelly.
Mr. Man: That’s fine.
Me: But all we have is orange marmalade.
Mr. Man: That’s ok.
Me: Oh, wait, I used up all the peanut butter on Monday.
Mr. Man: Um, ok.
Me: Do you want a lentil wrap?
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I am eating it right now…not too bad! Really!
PS The cheese on top helps.
😛
lentil fluff?
Absolutely! With swiss cheese on top!
wow. that is so… US