laughing quite hard

Over this.

“In an ominous report that could have dire repercussions for the future of Christianity, scientists are warning that there will be a critical shortage of Christian catchphrases by 2015.
“Our current stockpile of rhyming Schullerisms isn’t going to last forever, people,” cautioned Norton Hollerman, head scientist at the Zondervan Institute for the Study of Christian Consumerism. “No offense to Rick Warren’s recycling efforts, but we need more than hope to cope.”

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~ by wildeyedwonder on October 10, 2005.

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