smart man

Last night’s conversation.
Moi: I am officially the fattest cow on the planet.
Mr. Man: What makes you say that?
Moi: (explain sad saga of wedding gown) You know what this means?
Mr. Man: *huge sigh* One hungry VDOPrincess.

Doesn’t take him long, not at all.

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~ by wildeyedwonder on September 22, 2005.

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