one of the less-obvious differences between men and women

When women shower:
Good-smelling shampoo
extra-moisturizing conditioner
caramel (or floral, or whatever) body scrub
sugar scrub for exfoliation
pink shave gel
fluffy scrubber
pumice stone

When men shower:
bottle of shampoo
bar of soap

So, um, yeah. When I forgot all my shower stuff at the house, we had issues. NO CONDITIONER, PEOPLE. My hair was floofy.

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~ by wildeyedwonder on September 19, 2005.

3 Responses to “one of the less-obvious differences between men and women”

  1. Yes but after you get married it’s much easier to teach them what conditioner is and how much better their hair will look if they use it. Also can teach them about shower gel. Although I wouldn’t want to use his shower gel and smell like a man for the rest of the day.

  2. She can’t bring all her shower junk when she moves in. I like being able to move in the shower without worrying about an avalanch of accessories clogging the drain. So…I need these 2 months to enjoy before the rest of my life’s shower is filled with TONS OF STUFF IN THE SHOWER!

  3. Apparently Mr. Man is completely unaware that all your shower products were the basis of luring him into this relationship in the first place. He should be entirely grateful.

    Well, of course, that and your serious eye-lash batting skills.

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