morning, sunshine take 2
My phone just rang in the purse sitting under my desk. It’s PageantBarbie.
“Where is that book that I wanted to read?”
“I have it with me.”
“YOU TOOK IT WITH YOU???? YOU LITTLE BASTARD!”
Maybe she should go to the library herself. Then she could have first dibs on whatever she found.
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I did not call you a little bastard. I said, “mean bastard.” Get it right.