wondering

Why is it that healthly snacks are so loud? Baby carrots, crackers, rice cakes, apples…they’re all noisy. Whereas browines, cakes, chocolate, and jelly beans are all quiet. So basically you can’t be a healthy snacker without everyone knowing that BY GEORGE YOU ARE EATING HEALTHY SNACKS SO THERE, DADGUMMIT! It’s kinda embarassing, really. Or would be if I didn’t work in an office where everyone has a hyper-metabolism and has to eat 6 (or 7 or 93) times a day.

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~ by wildeyedwonder on February 23, 2005.

One Response to “wondering”

  1. Healthy foods are smelly too a lot of the time. Bleh.

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